Blood spatter. Angles, trajectory, force, impact, weapon, age, dilution. Patterns. Places. My free time.Perhaps I had my priorities wrong. The music should have been in the background, not the foreground, and the little bits of brain matter I was looking at- this should have been my primary. That’s what they want to hear.
Reaaaaally considering a brienne Cosplay, along with Galadriel
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THAT waS A jOkE RefErenCE to A sONG
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[The parcel contained within appears to be….Tholgeth.
As recreated from bits and pieces.
Harvested from other sentients.
The bits taken from Non-Sith-Pureblood have been painted red down to the molecular level, and even the face tendrils are the product of very meticulous…surgery.
The creature is obviously braindead, and it is a small mercy. Literally stapled to his chest is a horridly scrawled note that reads, “LOOK BELOW”
Underneath the note, he has poorly-healed scar tissue in the shape of a smiley face.
Under his waistline is drastically modified and enhanced male genitalia…]
<3 DARTH ExvIND
XD I can’t even